It seems all the rage lately is for the pastor to be called anything but “pastor.” This has resulted in epic silliness. So, in an effort to assist the silliness I have compiled the following chart to help “pastors” select a very cool urban hip arty title. All you need to do is select one word from each column and then find a guy with tattoos on his arm and a cigarette in his mouth to do your graphics, and odds are revival will break out.